PokeFAIL - Chapter 5"So do you two want to battle?" asked Matt.
"Sure, why not?" answered Daniel.
"Fuck Daniel, I told you not too!" shouted Shaun angrily at him "Why would you do that after I told you not too?"
"Because I thought it would be fun"
"Well it's not fun; in fact, I find it to be as fun as anal rape"
"Do you find anything fun?"
"Not things I think you should know about"
"The more I learn about you, the more I worry what I've got myself into..."
"Ben used to say that"
"Ben, who is Ben?"
"I don't know what you're talking about"
"Wait- forget about it. I feel I've probably heard too much already"
"Excuse me! Me and Kassi-kins are ready to battle now" called Matt.
"Oh okay! This'll be a perfect time to test out my new Pidgey!"
Reaching into their pockets, Kassi and Matt revealed a pair of Pokéballs. Throwing them to the ground, Kassi produced a Vulpix and Matt produced a Growlithe. Daniel then threw out his Pokéball, his Pidgey rising out from it, flapping its wings m
PokeFAIL - Chapter 4As he started to regret more and more giving the Bug Catcher his Pokégear number, Daniel, along with Shaun and their two Pokémon, travelled through Viridian Forest to reach Pewter City to gain his first badge so he could fight the Elite Four.
After being rang by Lee five times in one hour, Daniel had become very frustrated. He no longer cared that he had stolen money off him; in fact he was glad as he knew it meant he had less money to top up his call time with. As they reached towards the midpoint of Viridian Forest, the pair spotted some rustling in the grass. Rushing into it, a bird Pokémon jumped out at Daniel as it was spooked. As it rose into the air, the sun blinded the pair making them unable to make out what Pokémon it actually was.
"Shaun, do you have a Pokédex?" Daniel asked as he covered his eyes.
"Yeah, why? Don't you have one?" he replied, as he reached into his pocket to find it.
"No, I pissed Oak off when I got Piplup so he didn't give me one" D
PokeFAIL - Chapter 3As Shaun helped Daniel into the Pokémon Centre, Daniel started to hallucinate as he became extremely light headed. First he started with the giggles when the sick Pokémon started to fart uncontrollably, making them float until they come towards him, eating his face. Somehow, this made him hungry rather than terrified.
Walking up to the main desk, Shaun called for attention from the nurse sitting at the computer.
"Excuse me, this person that I met in the nude this morning who I've agreed to travel with has a head injury so we were wondering if you could- ARGGHHH!!!" he exclaimed as he saw the nurse's grotesque face. Her nose was flat, her eyes misshapen and the rest of her body seemed to form a weird triangle like figure "Who the hell are you!?!"
"I'm Nurse Joy" she replied, smiling as she did. Unfortunately, this just showed how many teeth she was missing.
"He he he, Shaun that Chansey behind the desk is talking" giggled Daniel, still lightheaded.
"You rude little boy" she re
Another Day - Chapter 25
Smashing his fists against the glass doors, Daniel screamed in rage as one by one he saw the inhabitants being torn apart by gunfire and knife slashes. The rage that fuelled the pounding made his skin tear open and blood pour from his hands. The more he smashed at the doors, the more he started to breakdown. A piece of paradise turned into another realm of hell by the same man he had previously fought against.
As the screams of agony and pain grew louder, so did the cries of those who had been saved. They mourned for family and friends who had been slaughtered by the raiders outside. One by one, the group started to breakdown. As Kassi screamed over the death of Chloe, Matt comforting her as he his eyes welled up too. Shaun let his anger out as he threw chairs at the walls, screaming profanities as he did so. Luna had grabbed Noah's head, talking calmly to him, telling him to keep his head on. Shannon was stood in shock in the middle of the foyer as people ran around her with first aid
PokeFAIL - Chapter 2As the car pulled into Viridian City, Daniel jumped for joy as not only did it signify that he wouldn't have to suffer his borderline retarded father's talking for much longer but it also meant that he was finally free from Pallet Town. Six years of planning had gone into making sure that Daniel was able to join his father. However, Daniel wasn't sure which was worse, an overbearing mother who once burnt all his clothes so he couldn't leave the house or a father who was currently making more jokes about Daniel's new Piplup using peck against his mother.
"Oh! I've also pecked your mother!!!" he laughed in the driver's seat.
"One more Dad! Just one more... give me a reason" he threatened as he glared at his father with a glint of homicidal rage in his eyes, preparing for the next joke.
The car then passed the road; "Welcome to Viridian City, please don't feed the old man"
"Wow, he's still alive!" said Daniel
"Oh no, the council means to change that"
"Why? What happened to him?"
PokeFAIL - Chapter 1It was a warm sunny day in New Bark town. But that doesn't matter because our story is set in Pallet Town. Here it was raining fiercely which was perfect weather for delivering cardboard boxes in as Daniel was doing.
Daniel was one of few people who had stayed in Pallet Town after his tenth birthday, mainly because his overbearing mother had locked him in the house and showered him with gifts to make him forget about collecting his starter Pokémon from Professor Oak. When he went the next day, the kind man told him that his Charmander had run away in the night, burning down an orphanage before jumping into the ocean nearby, killing itself. Apparently, it had caught rabies when being brought to the laboratory. He then asked when he would next be eligible for another starter Pokémon.
"In about six years time" he replied, shrugging his shoulders as he told him.
So six years on, here Daniel was. As he finished his job, he collected his pay from the crazy old man who owned the car
Another Day - Chapter 24
It had been a month since the group had been rescued from the arena. Each of them had been settling into their new surroundings, mingling with the other inhabitants and working to make a safe settlement in the wastes. Matt had finally recovered from his near fatal stab wound and had started working with Kassi and Chloe in the kitchen.
It was during one day in the camp, everything changed.
It started like any other day in the camp, the people would wake up in the cinemas and then start to get to work. However, something was different about that day from the very start. Almost like a sixth sense, Daniel could tell when something bad would happen. The group awoke to the sounds of Kassi's footsteps as she ran towards to toilets. Matt chased after her, worried about his girlfriend. After a few minutes, the couple returned.
"Are you alright Kassi? You don't look so good" asked Luna.
"I think so, I was just a bit sick, that's all" she replied.
"Lovely!" said Shaun sarcastically.
"Maybe you sh